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Q What is Mozart doing now?
A Decomposing!
Q Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A They kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach!
Q What’s the difference between a fish and a violin?
A You can’t tuna-fish!
Q Why was Mozart waiting outside the door?
A He couldn’t find his key!
Kids biography on Mozart: http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/mozart
