Jokes about Mozart

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mozartQ What is Mozart doing now?

A Decomposing!

Q Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

A They kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach!

Q What’s the difference between a fish and a violin?

A You can’t tuna-fish!

Q Why was Mozart waiting outside the door?

A He couldn’t find his key!

Kids biography on Mozart: http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/mozart

 

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